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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:57
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Meta held talks to buy Thinking Machines, Perplexity, and Safe Superintelligence - The Verge
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Cum at omnis doloremque totam.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Loons and Moons
No way
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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